Anti Flatuphobia

You accept the decision of the librarian and realise that it really is societies fault for not accepting people who fart that is the real blame. You realise that Brian has taught you a really important lesson, that is, flatulence isn't to be taken lightly. A fart can make or break a persons life depending on when it is done. If Neil Armstrong had have farted when saying 'One small step for man ... ' imagine the damage it would have done to his career and image. From now on you are an anti flatuphobic.

 

What do you do:

Join an anti flatuphobic organisation

Accept what you have learnt and put it into practice without joining any anti flatuphobic organisation

Create a radical anti flatuphobic organisation