Using a Compass

While Brian isn't looking you stab Brian in the arm with your compass.

The compass becomes lodged in his arm but it does nothing to slow him down. He pulls the compass out of his arm and screams 'Man that hurt!'. He then lets another one rip. Even though there is the threat of death some of the people in the library can't help but laugh. He walks up to one of the people who is biting his tongue trying to not to laugh.

Brain says 'So, do you find my farts amusing do you, library boy?'. Brian stands next to the person and lets on rip in his face. The person starts gagging and coughing.

The person grovels saying 'Please have mercy. Please no more farts. It smells like poo.'

Brian doesn't heed the pleas for mercy continuing to let farts rip in his face left right and centre. The person passes out.

Brians says 'Who's next?'

He picks you and the next thing you know you're in hospital from asphixiation.