Brian the Performing Flatulist

You say 'You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Why laugh at someone elses misfortune. He might not be able to help it.'

The others in the library looked embarrassed and realise the wrong they have caused. Brian looks less dejected. Brian says 'Actually I suffer from chronic flatulence. I can't help farting all the time. You know I used to have good job at funeral palour but during one sermon I let one rip and I was fired. Now I'm unemployed and no one will employ me because of my flatulence problem.'

Your profession is a comedian. You think to yourself 'Gee, wouldn't Brian be great is a comedic act ie a performic flatulist'. Brian walks out of the library.

Do you:

Follow him and ask if he would like to be a performing flatulist

Follow him and offer him some charcoal tablets (they get rid of flatulence)

Let him leave