Embarrassing Fight

You walk up to Brian and slap him in the face. Everyone says, 'Ohh, how bitchy'. You effeminate slap has made the mockery even worse and Brian starts talking in a gay voice, 'Ohhhh, that slap huurt. Ooh I.'. The library is in uproar over your poncy jab and the librarians threaten to call the police if you don't leave. What do you do?

Leave

Stay and punch Brian with your fist this time

Stand your ground and let what be be.