Biff is your cell mate

You keep going along in the police car until you reach the police station. 'Good on ya son. I'm glad you didn't fart in our car. You know that we would have hurt you if you did.' They take you into the station and then into an interview room. They says 'Hey, Biff in cell 9 is the biggest farter in the world. His cell smell like shit whenever we open the door. You know cell 8 is empty but we'll put you in cell 9 so that maybe you'll learn your lesson about farting in libraries'. They put you into a cell with a guy called Biff. He is a great big huge man who has smeared lipstick on his mouth and smear bruge around his eyes.

He says 'You boy, you be the daddy and I'll be the mummy. So daddy, come hear and ..............'

It looks like your in for a tough night.